why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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