What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Hippopatomous!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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