What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Guess what? No.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice weather we're having.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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