Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

bum sex lol

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

hi michael

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

T-Dog scare me

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops