What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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19th amendment

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...NO.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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