What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

How do u shit With ur ass

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