Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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