Black People.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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a retard lost...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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space is fun

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Hi

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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