what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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