- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

whats 2+2? 4

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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