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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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