- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Watch your lips.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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