- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

hi michael

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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