- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Take my wife- to the store.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

womens rights to vote

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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