- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

bum sex lol

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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