Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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democracy

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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asian drivers.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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