why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Johnson stops eating

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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PENlS.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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