- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What is next?

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

what do gay people eat?? food

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

connor sucks

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Flab

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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