What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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