A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Womens' rights.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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