Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Your Mom.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

wanna hear a joke? not really

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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