What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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