- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Joe Biden

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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