women outside of the kitchen

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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feces

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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