- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Ken wins!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A snake walks into a bar

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Gays

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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