Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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