Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What's dead? Your mum.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Women's football

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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like for a handjob.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Anti Joke

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