Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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alston wang

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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