Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Anti Joke

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