- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

im a selling a car

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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