A jew go out of a bar

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

wanna hear a joke? not really

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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