Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Type 2 diabetics

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Penis-Pump

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Q

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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oh hiya come in

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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