Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Women's football

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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