One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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how did the little girl die cancer

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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