- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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