- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

i eat poop

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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