- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why?

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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