- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

My mom caught me masturbating.

space is fun

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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