What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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connor sucks

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Womens rights

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Anti Joke

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