I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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