Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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i eat poop

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