What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Like this joke

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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don't look behind you

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Enchilada

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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