whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A child with cancer grows up.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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No. Yes.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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