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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Anagram.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Dislike this

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Ouch.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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