A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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