- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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