There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Can I touch it?

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Farts smell bad!

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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