What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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