- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why was Timmy sad?

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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