Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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