The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Ebola

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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