so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Alt F4

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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