What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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imadewords

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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YOLO.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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you

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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who farted your mother

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Anti Joke

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