aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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who farted your mother

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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