- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

cory is gay

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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