- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Turn around.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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