- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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