Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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