Penis.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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knock knock go away ok

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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