- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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