Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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