A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

The bird is not the word.... Its two

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Womens rights

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

man boobs

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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