- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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