- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

who farted your mother

What's better than sex? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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