- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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