Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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OBAMA

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Wats a joke?

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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