Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Whats9+10 19

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock Come in

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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