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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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That's Racist

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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anne hatthaway

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Enchilada

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"Up to 50% off."

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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