Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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a retard lost...

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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