What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Women's Rights

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

The 13th Amendment...

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Six million.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Chuck Norris.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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