Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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