Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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