What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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i'm not gay

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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