i'm not gay

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Roses are red Violets are penis

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Anti Joke

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