Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A jew went to Germany.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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hi. thats what she said.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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a retard lost...

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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